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That's either Robbie Gould or Brad Maynard. And frankly, I'm not sure it matters.

The illegitimate Manning brother, Ricky. It's been a hush-hush story all week.

"So Glenn Frey and I put on our Hawaiian shirts, and we're standing outside the Hotel California ..."

Wide angle of the throng at media day. After much deliberation, I'm going with "throng" this year over "horde" and "flock."

Sadly, the "American Idol" rejects were getting more interviews than three-fourths of the Chicago roster.

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Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book "Now I Can Die In Peace" is available in paperback.