PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI

Close-up of Cato June's tattoo on his right arm. I've said it before, I'll say it again: The NFL needs to release a media guide every year that explains the origin/impetus of every tattoo. There's no way you wouldn't flip through this during games.

Two things nearly caused a riot at media day: (1) the free brunch, and (2) this reporter from TV Azteca, who walked around holding a microphone and never seemed to actually interview anybody. I like the new trend of TV stations sending good-looking women to media day for no real reason. Let's keep it up.

Biggest disappointment of the day: Booger McFarland's podium tag identified him as "Anthony McFarland." No mention of him being "Booger." I was crushed.

But seriously … should there EVER be this many reporters around Jim Sorgi? Under any circumstances???

Marvin Harrison's personal hell: Having to talk to the media for 60 straight minutes. He was laboring. They should have sent the TV Azteca girls over there to loosen him up.

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Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book "Now I Can Die In Peace" is available in paperback.