Tampa road trip photo album, Part VIII   

Updated: August 29, 2007, 12:33 PM ET

  • Email
  • Print
  • Share

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X

Live! From Tampa!
The best food option at the Trop was an Outback Steakhouse that had a shockingly good steak-and-fries platter. They also had a bloomin' onion for $7, which could best be described as "a heart attack on a plate." Needless to say, I had to order it. Stoner claimed he didn't want any, then couldn't help himself and starting digging in.

Live! From Tampa!
And, of course, he accidentally dripped blooming onion sauce all over my shorts.

Live! From Tampa!
Stoner thought this was hysterically funny. Me, not as much.

Live! From Tampa!
Someone get Morgan Spurlock on the phone, I have an idea for his next documentary.

CLICK HERE for Part IX.

Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book "Now I Can Die In Peace" is available in paperback.