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What the heck was Yankees' third baseman Aaron Boone thinking when he blew out his ACL while playing in a pickup basketball game?

Aaron Boone
AP Photo
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A. "Not to worry. It isn't like I can be replaced by the game's best player or anything. He's a shortstop."

B. "I'm sure the Boss will buy me a new bionic leg."

C. "Hey! That guy who took the cheapshot at my knee looks an awful lot like Scott Boras!"

D. "Oh, man. And after Bret's performance during the playoffs, I'm never getting a job in broadcasting."

E. "I wonder if Vin Baker wants to do a backpack trip through Europe."

F. "That's the last time I ever try to dunk on Don Zimmer."