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What the heck was golfer Davis Love III thinking when he requested that a heckler be removed from the final round of the Match Play Championship because the fan was shouting "No Love, No Love"?

Davis Love III
"Listen, I've told my wife a 1,000 times. Don't bother me during a tournament."

A. "How dare the fans who pay my exorbitant winnings speak aloud in my presence! Isn't the mere sight of my person enough to give their little lives meaning?"

B. "That's the last time I invite Bill Murray to come watch me play."

C. "He could have at least chanted, 'No Love, the Third'."

D. "Look, I appreciate the advice not to hook up with that chick from Hole, but I'm in the middle of something here."

E. "Don't think about Tiger ... Don't think about Tiger ... Don't think about Tiger ... Don't think about Tiger ... Don't think about Tiger ... "

F. "This guy is just as bad as that dude who kept calling me 'Thurston Howell' back at Augusta."