What the heck was World Wrestling Entertainment thinking when it announced it will induct Pete Rose into its hall of fame on March 13? (Rose made three appearances at Wrestlemania events from 1998-2000.)
A. "Normally, we'd be above such a shameless publicity stunt. But this is Charlie Hustle!"
B. "Do you have any idea how much the clothes Pete wears during his induction will go for on eBay?"
C. "Call costuming. Tell them we need a hairpiece -- dark brown and cut in Moe Howard-style ... What? It's real? Well, no wonder he played a game where you always wear a cap."
D. "Anybody who'd pass up the chance to bet on our sport, which is totally fixed, and do baseball instead is deserving of some kind of honor."
E. "We let the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame get the jump on us with this. We'll never let that happen again."
F. "And next year, we're inducting Shoeless Joe."
What was Davis Love III thinking?
What was Michael Jackson thinking?
What was Michael Jackson thinking this time?
What was Howard Stern thinking?
What was Jon Kitna thinking?
What was George Clooney thinking?
What was Ashton Kutcher thinking?
What was Ben Affleck thinking?
What was Ohio State thinking?
What was Pamela Anderson thinking?
What was Air Force thinking?