What the heck was Venus Williams thinking when she didn't object to a point wrongly awarded to Karolina Sprem in Sprem's second-round Wimbledon victory?
A. "The quicker I lose, the quicker I can start planning Serena's victory party."
B. "I wouldn't have been so confused if they'd just use common-sense scoring. I mean, love, 15, 30, 40? What's up with that?"
C. "I can't believe her outfit is prettier than mine!"
D. "Objecting to a point awarded to a no-name like Sprem would only make it more obvious how far my career has slipped."
E. "There's something weird about her last name . . . let's see . . . what is it? Hmm . . . I can't quite put my finger on it . . . oh, wait a sec. It almost sounds like . . . hey, what just happened on that last point?"
F. "How the heck did they manage to make the Wayans Brothers look so white in 'White Girls'? That was amazing."