What the heck was Mike Tyson thinking when he allegedly was jumping on the hood of a car outside of a nightclub in Scottsdale, Ariz., in late November? (Tyson was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor criminal damage.)
A. "The guy had a stuffed pigeon hanging from his rearview mirror like fuzzy dice. I just lost it."
B. "It's a personal growth thing. I'm moving on to another phase in my life -- from a hoodlum to a hood ornament."
C. "Hey, the car threw a blue plastic cup at me."
D. "I think I showed by defeating that car hood that I'm ready for another title shot."
E. "Is this going to be a violation of my paroles?"
F. " I'm gonna eat this car's children."
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