It's time once again to ask the question -- What The Heck Were They Thinking?
We'll admit it. We're tired. We just can't keep up with these people. If Page 2 ever put out a DVD, the deleted scenes would have 2,500 "What The Heck Were They Thinking?" questions that we just didn't get to.
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OK, we're back! First up on the docket -- the leader of the America's Finest Receivers On Sunday -- Mr. Randy Moss.
What the heck was Randy Moss thinking when he pretended to moon the end-zone stands at Lambeau Field after he caught a touchdown pass in the Vikings' wild-card playoff win over Green Bay?
A. "I have a helmet on, so sticking out my tongue and putting my thumbs in my ears isn't really an option."
B. "Let's see ... how can I get Tony Dungy to laugh and disgust Joe Buck at the same time?"C. "For my next trick, I'll pretend to throw a downfield block."
D. "You guys have been watching Favre's performance today and you think this is offensive?"
E. "Actually, I was really going to drop my pants. But I remembered at the last minute that my butt isn't nearly as nice as Mickey Rooney's."
F. "These people should just be glad I'm not Warren Sapp"