What the heck was Jose Canseco thinking when he agreed to join Bronson Pinchot, "Pepa" Denton, Omarosa and other B-List celebrities in the cast for the fifth season of the VH1 reality show, "The Surreal Life"?
A. "Finally! A chance to restore my dignity!"B. "I've got some good ideas about how to make this show even more surreal like, show clips of Mark McGwire testifying before Congress." C. "This is gonna be easy. I've been confined to a house before for much longer than this." D. "As long as the cameras aren't allowed to follow me when I get naked in bathroom stalls with other guys, I'll be fine." E. "Wait till you see how moody Omarosa can be after I get her on 'roids." F. 'Dang! My agent told me it was going to be Salt."