Getting your bracket all dressed up   

Updated: March 17, 2008, 6:20 PM ET

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It's pretty simple, really: Do you want to root for -- or even look at -- a team dressed like this, or one like this?

Face it, picking the better-dressed team is always the way to go. Why root for a team whose design you wouldn't be willing to wear yourself? And the rest of us don't want to get stuck watching some crummy-looking team all the way to the Final Four (can you freakin' imagine what could happen if Oregon makes it all the way to San Antonio?), so the sharp-dressed squads need all the support they can get, for everyone's sake.

And besides, once you turn your attention away from petty nuisance factors like shooting percentage, experience and coaching acumen (you tried basing your bracket on those elements last year and totally tanked, remember?), you'll see that choosing the winners by their uniforms is much more satisfying. Hate that Trajan font that Kansas imposed on all their teams this year? Me too, and that's why they're going down -- down! -- to the snappily attired Portland State in the first round. Big upset? I prefer to think of it as aesthetic justice.

PAGE 2'S FOOLPROOF METHODS FOR PICKING YOUR BRACKET

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The 10th -- straight chalk -- will be figured into the Page 2 group bracket as a control variable.
Stay tuned to Page 2 throughout the NCAA tournament to see how our brackets stack up.

Best unis
Our uniform expert breaks down attire aesthetics.
Uni bracket
Mascot fight
Which school has the most intimidating mascot?
Mascot bracket
Celeb alums
Which school has the most star power?
Celeb bracket
     
Inverse graduation rate
Which program graduates the fewest players?
Grad rate bracket
Coach appearance
Which coach is best-dressed for success?
Dapper coach bracket
Collegiate beers
If each school was a beer, which one would you drink?
Beer bracket
     
Cred, creed
Who has the right mix of street cred and religious clout?
Cred and creed bracket
Cheesy slogan
School slogans can say a lot. Who has the best one?
Slogan bracket
Non-hoops jocks
Which school produces the most successful non-basketball athletes?
Non-hoops jocks bracket

Keep in mind that the higher-seeded team gets to wear the home uni for each game, which can have a big effect on your picks. If Marquette had been seeded higher, for example, it probably would've made it to my Final Four, but the Golden Eagles' road uni isn't as sharp as the their home design (can't stand those yellow shoulder panels), so I've got them bowing out in the Sweet 16. Also, keep in mind that some teams have several alternate uniforms, and others unveil new designs especially for the tourney. It's impossible to anticipate all of this, so don't even try -- just stick to each school's basic home and road gear and hope nobody pulls out something new.

The selection committee and I agree on one thing: UNC and UCLA are the teams to beat. The classics, after all, are classics for a reason.


EAST
First Round
1 North Carolina def. either 16 Mount St. Mary's or 16 Coppin State
8 Indiana def. 9 Arkansas
12 George Mason def. 5 Notre Dame
13 Winthrop def. 4 Washington State
6 Oklahoma def. 11 Saint Joseph's
3 Louisville def. 14 Boise State
7 Butler def. 10 South Alabama
2 Tennessee def. 15 American

Second Round
1 North Carolina def. 8 Indiana
12 George Mason def. 13 Winthrop
6 Oklahoma def. 3 Louisville
7 Butler def. 2 Tennessee

Round of 16
1 North Carolina def. 12 George Mason
6 Oklahoma def. 11 Butler

Regional Final
1 North Carolina def. 6 Oklahoma

MIDWEST
First Round
16 Portland State def. 1 Kansas
9 Kent State def. 8 UNLV
12 Villanova def. 5 Clemson
4 Vanderbilt def. 13 Siena
6 USC def. 11 Kansas State
14 Cal State Fullerton def. 3 Wisconsin
7 Gonzaga def. 10 Davidson
2 Georgetown def. 15 UMBC

Second Round
16 Portland State def. 9 Kent State
12 Villanova def. 4 Vanderbilt
6 USC vs. 14 Cal State Fullerton
7 Gonzaga def. 2 Georgetown

ROUND of 16
12 Villanova def. 16 Portland State
6 USC def. 7 Gonzaga

Regional Final
6 USC def. 12 Villanova

SOUTH REGIONAL
First Round
1 Memphis def. 16 Texas-Arlington
8 Mississippi State def. 9 Oregon
5 Michigan State def. 12 Temple
4 Pittsburgh def. 13 Oral Roberts
6 Marquette def. 11 Kentucky
14 Cornell def. 3 Stanford
7 Miami (Fla.) def. 10 Saint Mary's
2 Texas def. 15 Austin Peay

Second Round
1 Memphis def. 8 Mississippi State
4 Pittsburgh def. 5 Michigan State
6 Marquette def. 14 Cornell
2 Texas def. 7 Miami (Fla.)

Round of 16
4 Pittsburgh def. 1 Memphis
2 Texas def. 6 Marquette

Regional Final
2 Texas def. 4 Pittsburgh

WEST
First Round
1 UCLA def. 16 Mississippi Valley State
8 BYU def. 9 Texas A&M
5 Drake def. 12 Western Kentucky
4 Connecticut def. 13 San Diego
11 Baylor def. 6 Purdue
3 Xavier def. 14 Georgia
7 West Virginia def. 10 Arizona
2 Duke def. 15 Belmont

Second Round
1 UCLA def. 8 BYU
4 Connecticut def. 5 Drake
3 Xavier def. 11 Baylor
7 West Virginia def. 2 Duke

Round of 16
1 UCLA def. 4 Connecticut
7 West Virginia def. 3 Xavier

Regional Final
1 UCLA def. 7 West Virginia

FINAL FOUR
1 North Carolina def. 6 USC
1 UCLA def. 2 Texas

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: 1 UCLA def. 1 North Carolina


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