What more than making fun of baseball and steroids? Late night hosts have a slew of hot topics in sports to joke about including the NBA, Indy racing and March Madness. Below are a few jokes from recent shows.

"The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno

March 7: "Yesterday was the L.A. Marathon. I was going to run this year but then I remembered -- oh, yeah, I'm too fat. Eighty-eight percent body fat not good... I guess the winner of the marathon got a new Honda Accord and $25,000 in cash. You know what the $25,000 is for: gas money!"

March 2: "It's raining again here in (Los Angeles), but they are having huge snowstorms back East. In fact, in New England, so many schools are closed a lot of kids are forced to have phone sex with their teachers. In fact, it's so cold in Boston they actually moved Ted Williams outside."

"Kobe Bryant has settled out of court with his accuser. I'm glad he did it before it turned into a circus. She filed that civil lawsuit against him and he settled out of court with cash. He gave her cash, plus 15 percent for room service."

March 1: "After four years of negotiations with the city of Chicago, the Chicago Cubs are going to expand Wrigley Field and install almost 2,000 new seats. This will increase the potential number of fans who can reach out, catch a ball and keep them out of the World Series."

"Sports moron Jose Canseco's book about steroids in baseball is the number one best-selling book in the country, and Jose says he's totally pumped up about it."

"Late Show" with David Letterman

March 2: "Jose Canseco has a new book out. In it he tells of all the players he helped inject steroids into. There was Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Janet Reno..."

The Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing, as read on stage by IRL driver Buddy Rice, who drives for Rahal Letterman Racing:

10. "It's way more exciting than my previous job, running an unlicensed daycare."
9. "When I win, 12 guys who smell like rubber and methanol run over and hug me."
8. "Winning takes guts, determination and my lucky underpants."
7. "All the motor oil I can drink."
6. "Anything over 200 miles an hour I start making noises like a kitty! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
5. "Just so my neighbors know who they're dealing with, when I mow the lawn I wear my helmet."
4. "Switch the 'R' and the 'C' in 'racing' and you get 'caring.'"
3. "All the excitement of driving like a New York City cab driver without the risk of getting shot."
2. "Between the G-forces and the fumes, I get a good buzz."
1. "In racing, Jose Canseco doesn't stick your ass with a needle."

"The Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson

March 4: "Michael Jackson wants to testify, Bush wants to bomb Syria, Martha Stewart is free; that's right, March Madness is officially here!"

March 2: "Finally, not one player was elected this year to the Baseball Hall of Fame. All the steroid players felt betrayed. They felt like they've been stabbed in the ass."

"In an interview this week, NBA legend Charles Barkley admitted to using marijuana during his playing days. And this isn't the first time an NBA player has been associated with pot, or marijuana ... or any other name you might have for it, wacky tabaccy. ... In fact, marijuana is so prevalent in the NBA, they are considering changing their logo. Take a look (shows modified logo with a basketball in silhouette's left hand and a bong in his right hand). ... National Bong Association now ..."

"Jimmy Kimmel Live"

March 2: "Looks like Kobe Bryant may finally have his legal troubles behind him. Reports today that Kobe has reached a settlement with the woman who accused him of sexual assault. The rumor is she was asking for $20 million, but it ended up being like the neighborhood of $5 million. The one condition is she wanted the money immediately. She didn't want to wait, so Kobe had to reallocate some of his holdings to do it. Actually we have a clip here. This is Kobe with his beautiful wife, Vanessa. (Shows clip of them together, then a close-up of him wresting a diamond ring off her hand.) Remember that diamond ring, that eight karat ring? Well, it's now at the pawn shop and, umm ... Well, if he gets some endorsement deals back he should have it back by summer. ... I think the real moral, though, to the story is, whether you're a professional athlete or anyone in a high-profile position: Hookers, hookers, hookers."

"Late Night" with Conan O'Brien

March 2: "The Chicago Cubs announced they plan to add 1,500 seats to Wrigley Field. ... Yeah, a spokesman said it's a great chance for more people to see us lose."

March 1: "Well, some kind of sad news for TV fans. Tonight was the final episode of the legendary police drama 'NYPD Blue.' Yeah, so now the only middle-aged ass on TV is Terry Bradshaw."

Progression segment linking a series of photographs together along a subtle theme
O'Brien: "Barry Bonds. Mark McGwire. Jose Canseco. Michael Jackson. Yes, these people are less and less likely to get to third base legitimately."