"I've got to call Rony Seikaly and find out how he handles seeing his woman half-naked on the cover of SI."

"Steve was a great coach, but he never knew how to conserve his timeouts for late in the game."

"I've finally realized my lifelong goal -- to make more money than Juwan!"

"OK, maybe Sacto isn't a hick town, but it's the only place I know where everyone carries a cowbell."

"I'm really not going to miss having all those passes bounce off the back of my head."

"Thank God for the zone defense."

"I keep having these recurring nightmares where Vitale won't stop yelling 'Get a TO, baby!' "