Wednesday, September 12, 2001 Updated: September 19, 1:48 PM ET
Case No. 18, Chris Weinke
From the Page 2 mailbag
Chris Weinke's been a winner in college and the pros, so far. But after the latest case of The Berman Files, Page 2 voters also believe the Carolina Panthers' rookie quarterback's a wiener.
Rookie Chris Weinke and the Panthers look to make it five straight wins against the 49ers tonight (ESPN, 8:30 p.m. ET).
After more than 4,400 votes were counted, Chris "I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer" Weinke beat out "Rip Van" Weinke and five other nickname candidates last week as we tried to find a suitable moniker for last year's Heisman Trophy winner.
Page 2 readers filled our mailbag with more than 700 suggestions for Weinke's nickname. Below are some of the best suggestions we received before we polled readers to determine your top choice.
Weinke the Pooh Shawn
HoustonChris Wave the White Weinke Chris Begley
Vancouver, British ColumbiaChris Throw Caution to the Weinke Cody David
Tucson, Ariz.Chris Weinke and a Prayer Chris Diclementi
East Longmeadow, Mass.Chris Weinke, Bleinke, and Nod Bill LeBaron
Holbrook, Ariz.Chris With a Nod and a Weinke
Because he apparantly knows something, that other rookies QBs don't know.
Tyson Lowery
Stamford, Conn.Weinke Doodle Dandy Eric Blankenship
Richland, Wash.Chris Rip Van Weinke
Because he fell asleep for years, woke up and was a starting NFL QB. George
Burbank, Calif.Chris Weinke Dinky Dog
Inspired by the spoof flick "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." There's something about this name that would sound too funny coming from The Swami's lips. George Szalankiewicz
Santa Monica, Calif.Chris I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Weinke
He has a longer shelf life than most Rookie QBs. John P. Eastman
Temple Terrace, Fla.Chris Just Weinke, Baby Al Smith
Corner Brook, NewfoundlandChris Captain Weinke
At the end of "Ace Ventura," Ace says that Einhorn killed him because he had found "Captain Weenkie!" and realized that Einhorn in fact was a man. Jason
HoustonChris Tinky Weinke
C'mon, it's too easy! (Just lose the pink purse.) Bob Cottle
AtlantaChris Tiddly-Weinke Leroy Meyers
Lansdale, Pa.Old School
Because despite being a rookie he has more experience than the young veterans such as Manning and McNabb. Mike Peditto
PittsburghIn the Weink of an Eye Ben Jacobs
Athens, Ga.Chris I Couldn't Sleep a Weinke Joshua Peek
Cedar Rapids, IowaChris Weinke Dinki Do Bill
Cleveland, OhioChris Wrapped Around My Weinke Robert Sylvester
Damascus, Md.Veni, Vidi, Weinke
He came. He saw. He humiliated the Vikings. Tom Klein
ChicagoThe Gray Panther Jason Lake
Vancouver, British ColumbiaChris The Manchild Weinke Rick
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