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Thursday, October 18, 2001
Updated: October 22, 2:54 AM ET

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Anna Kournikova
We wholeheartedly encourage Anna Kournikova in her pursuit of a new career.
According to the World Entertainment News Network, Anna Kournikova is "being lined up" to be cast as the next "Bond Girl" in an upcoming James Bond film.

If the tennis vixen follows up her distinguished performance as the motel manager in "Me, Myself and Irene" by joining Pierce Brosnan in his fourth performance as Bond, we wondered what memorable name Kournikova's character should be given.

On Wednesday we asked you to send in your ideas for a clever Bond girl name to give Kournikova's character, and you filled our in box with more than 2,700 letters.

Some of the notable actresses and notorious names of past Bond girls include Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder, Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore, Lana Wood as Plenty O'Toole, Lois Chiles as Dr. Holly Goodhead, Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock, Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova, Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver, and Maud Adams as Octopussy.

Below are some of the best printable suggestions we received. Be sure to vote in the poll at left to choose the one you think is best.

Terra Firmer
Carl Benoit
Jennings, La.

Neva Gonagetavin
Waimea, Hawaii

Dr. Goodstroke
Sleepy Hollow, N.Y.

Love Forty
Sang Kim
Evanston, Ill.

Mrs. Carlton H. Hayes 3rd
Carl H. Hayes 3rd

Natasha Ballslammer

Anita Tourwin

Iva Finebottom
Brad Bado
Greenfield, Ind.

Mora Teaser
Chris M.
Louisville, Ky.

Fuzzy Hardcourt
Bryan Church
Florence, S.C.

Ivana Getyuov
Jimmy "D"
Rochester, N.Y.

Miss Neva Gonagetit
Scott Parkinson
Santa Clarita, Calif.

Uvanna Déme
Frank DePalo
Rockaway, N.J.

Amanda Service
Brad Fuller
Urbandale, Iowa

Mona Tooloud
Anthony Blakey

Ivana C. Hertopolous
Joshua P. Garver
New York

Sunny Behind
Kevin Shallat
San Francisco

Lucy Leggbottom
Dan Hayes
Nashville, Tenn.

Agent Double O 6
Because that is the score of her matches.
Mark Z
Burbank, Calif.

Anita Tenshon
Louis DiAngelo
Vancouver, Wash.

Dr. Bangs DaBols
Patrick Alberty
Columbia, Mo.

Dr. Goodwoody
B. Dembner
Scarsdale, N.Y.

Katarina Blessedrack
Matt Kelley
Arlington, Va.

Natasha Strokalot
D.C. Robbins

Ivana Strokeyu
Jeff Citron
Oregon House, Calif.

Uvana Benaykdvitme
Harrisonburg, Va.

Noneeda Viagra
Joey C
Bath, Pa.

Copious Tienay
New Jersey

Vatta Rak
Drew Hastings

Twohand Grip
Bart Hechtman
Palo Alto, Calif.

Peach Fuzzonball
Rob Johnston
Ridgefield, Conn.

Marva Lussbody
Travis Wheatley
Williamsburg, Va.

Tenis Envy
Rick Snow
Theresa, N.Y.