"There are three motivational tools that every good coach needs ..."

"Hey, Neil, looks like you have something on your neck. Let me get that for you."

"As an educator, I'm usually against burning books. But there are definitely exceptions to that rule."

"Puerto Rico: A beautiful island marred by an overzealous police force."

"So she says to me, 'Walter Cronkite once advised me, "If you ever have to interview a total jerk, just relax and enjoy it." ' "

"I heard a good joke the other day. Four back-stabbers walk into a bar ..."

"Why Texas Tech? Well, where else can you go when you've got 132 red sweaters in the closet."