Monday, November 19, 2001
Updated: November 29, 9:44 PM ET
At least these are
in team colors
From the Page 2 mailbag
Looks like Victoria's not the only one with a secret.
We found the San Francisco 49ers' Bryant Young and Jason Webster at the mall last week, and we figured you'd have some ideas about what was going on. So, Page 2 asked you to come up with some clever captions. You filled our mailbag with more than 1,000 responses.
Here's a look at some of the best caption suggestions from our readers.
"Well, it worked for that guy in 'Bull Durham.' "
Wes Hall
Norfolk, Va.
Apparently Terrell Owens' teammates are doing him the service of purchasing a new pair of panties since his are already in a bunch.
Chris D'Amato
Mt Pocono, Pa.
"You know, Jason, I find that I play a lot better when I feel pretty ..."
P.J. Burke
Sunnyvale, Calif.
Bryant Young and Jason Webster go shopping in a Bay Area mall after recently finishing Joe Namath's autobiography.
Mike Z
Philadelphia
"No, no, no, no! Bryant, I think Mariucci said we need to 'be bro's and not pansies' on the football field, not 'bra and panties!' "
Tim Luperini
Chicago
I know the NFL is tired of being called the "No Fun League," but this new uniform change is ridiculous!
Zenon Thornton
Seattle
"Now when you get to be a real starter ... these models become people."
Nate
Oregon
"What do you think about this one?"
"No, that's not you at all, you're more of a C cup."
Dominic Lee
Silver Spring, Md.
"Do you think this would make me look fat?"
Ruddy
Chicago
"Red is nice, but black is my color!"
Jeff Smith
Muncie, Ind.
"I don't know, man. I look good in a thong, and it makes me feel fast, but it gets uncomfortable when I start to sweat."
Richard Mason
Maryville, Tenn.
"Hey, Jason, they are making these quarterback flak jackets much skimpier now, aren't they?"
Neil Anderson
Alexandria, Ky.
"What do you think, the pink one for my wife, and the black one for my girlfriend?"
Joe McGinnis
Va Beach, Va
"What do you mean Victoria? This one says Rodman."
Rich Dsimone
Chicago
"Rose goes in the front, big guy."
Coleen Ryan
Somerville, Mass.
Bryant and Jason were caught checking out some of the defunct XFL San Francisco Demons cheerleader uniforms.
Duane
San Bruno, Calif.
Whatever the explanation is, it is probably something Victoria should have kept secret.
David Lee
San Jose, Calif.
The 49ers are taking this "Honor Marv Albert" thing a bit to far!
Jason
Yonkers, N.Y.
Player 1: I hear black makes you look thinner.
Player 2: Not when you can see through it.
Doug Bisson
Boston
"Jason, next time we do some undercover shopping, remind me to not wear my uniform."
Brian Burton
Gurnee, Ill.
"I'm so excited Dennis Rodman signed with the 49ers! Which color you think would be best for his debut?"
Cary Rotman
Toronto
They said the post-Rice era would be a bust, now I know what they're talking about.
Thomas Voinaroski
Kalamazoo, Mich.
And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: San Francisco 49ers defensive tackle Bryant Young, left, and cornerback Jason Webster, right, look over a display at a Victoria's Secret store Nov. 13 at Union Square in San Francisco. Twenty members of the 49ers visited a number of locations in the city to encourage shopping and travel in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)
