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|THE PREZ & THE SPORTS GUY|
|Comparing President Bush's schedule for Tuesday with Bill Simmons' day.
Prez: Depart White House via airplane (Marine One, en route to Philadelphia)
SG: Sleep. 8:45 a.m.
Prez: Land in Philly.
SG: Sleep. 9:25 a.m.
Prez: Tour the People's Emergency Center in Philly.
SG: Wake up, answer e-mails from my bosses, check my whatifsports.com baseball team, make some phone calls, surf the 'net, watch a little "SportsCenter," remain in boxers and a T-shirt for as long as possible. 10:15 a.m.
Prez: Participate in a discussion on service in Philly.
SG: Shower, shave, dress. Slowly. 11:30 a.m.
Prez: Return to Washington via airplane.
SG: Leave my hotel, find the nearest coffeehouse, drink the biggest coffee possible, throw down an onion bagel and cream cheese, take 45 minutes to read USA Today, work diligently on my NCAA bracket. 12:35 p.m.
Prez: Return to the White House, return to running the free world.
SG: Return to my hotel room, contemplate a quick nap, decide against it. 1:30 p.m.
Prez: Eat lunch, talk with advisors.
SG: Head over to White House, talk with cab driver. 2:40 p.m.
Prez: Meet with the defense minister of Russia (Oval Office).
SG: Make cell phone call to my buddy Gus, dispense advice on how to kill Salvatore once you reach the second city in "Grand Theft Auto 3." 3:30 p.m.
Prez: Make remarks to the NCAA sports championship teams (White House lawn).
SG: Watch Prez make those same remarks, jot down some notes. 4:30 p.m.
Prez: Meet with the President of Uzbekistan (Oval Office).
SG: Nap. But seriously ... I mean, can you believe that day for the President? Flies to Philly, flies back, five different major meetings, and, oh yeah, he's also running the country. Yikes. And here's the scary thing: It was probably an average day for him.
|It might be trouble if President Clinton met the Arizona women's softball team.|
|Expect a few cheesy scenes when the president greets a championship team.|