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After spending most of the day writing the crap in the previous two reports (Day 8 and Day 9), I head over to the
media center to watch the vital U.S.-South Korea game. I find myself sitting -- OK,
deliberately -- next to the same Italian journalist from Saturday. During
the national anthems, I notice, -- how could I not? -- Clint Mathis'
ridiculous Mohawk. Hardly original, I think, but I'm sure it will get him on
SportsCenter. I was going to do the World Cup All-Hair 11 for one of next
week's diaries, but there's just way too much hair color, too many Mohawks,
too many new shaggy mullets to make it anything special. Just look at the Nigerians ... I am awakened from my hirsute rant by my Italian "friend."
"Theese Americans," he hisses, "they are about to learn a lot about the
football,. The Koreans, they are rapido you know, they will run them around in the circles."
I decide to confuse him by speaking very quickly and with long words.
"Perhaps," I reply "though you might err in your complete estimation of the relative swiftness of the juvenile exterior halves, DaMarcus (Beasley) and Landon (Donovan), and their inherent self-confidence as representatives of an impending generation
of American athletes who esteem the concept of failure as essentially foreign."
Or something like that.
Whatever, he shuts up and we watch the game.
The Media Center, halftime, United States 1, South Korea 0, 4:17 p.m.![]() | |
| Clint Mathis celebrates his goal against South Korea. |