||Back by popular demand! My NFL picks are returning as a smaller feature in memory of Bailey the Dog, who passed away after defeating me in our "Man vs. Dog" contest last season. No Ewing Theory jokes please.
Anyway, last week I went 3-0 (you'll just have to trust me) with the Pats, Broncos and Chargers. Believe me, it happened. I would never lie about anything gambling-related.
This week's picks...
Tennessee (-3) over Dallas: Quincy Carter and Dave Campo would be the most mismatched couple of the year if it wasn't for that Jackie Chan-Jennifer Love Hewitt movie. Have you seen the previews for that thing yet? I'm speechless.
Buffalo (+5) over Minnesota: The Bills look like they're working on one of those "This is the best 3-13 team ever!" seasons... just one heartbreaking loss after another.
Atlanta (-3) over Chicago: Just remember who's driving the "Something special is happening with Michael Vick this season" bandwagon. Hot damn, I'm good.