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30 Second Column
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I watched Sunday's Panthers-Packers game from the press box high above Lambeau Field, but through the magic of the Internet I was lucky enough to spend part of the day listening to Ernie Harwell's final broadcast with the Detroit Tigers.
I grew up in Detroit, so even through the scratchy broadcast coming out of a cruddy little computer speaker, Harwell's nasally, knowledgeable twang was music to my ears. There is still a little clod of turf that I "borrowed" from old Tiger Stadium after the 1984 World Series that continues to grow in the backyard of my parents' home. I can still remember waiting to hear Ernie say, SWING annamiss & he struck 'im out! before bolting downtown that night. Because nothing related to the Tigers actually happened until Ernie said it did. A unique talent and a true professional who painted games for us with his voice, Ernie transcended the game in ways that only those who are best in the biz can do. Sports is somehow less special now that he's gone.
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The Flemister File
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Wherein we follow the exploits of FlemFile mascot and Washington TE Zeron Flemister:
Some serious excitement going on with ZFlem during the Redskins bye-week: blocking practice. Tight ends are weird, they're part wideout, part tackle. Most are good at one or the other. The great ones excel at both.
"For most players this week is all about fundamentals, working on the little parts of your game," he says. "I want to be labeled a complete tight end so I'm working on my blocking." Good for you ZFlem, 'cause far too often ego prevents NFL players from focusing on their weaknesses.
When it comes to blocking, low man often wins and at 6'5" ZFlem struggles when he takes on defensive ends late in games. When he gets tired he dips his head instead of bending his knees. This leaves him off-balance and makes him easy to toss. Film work helps. "It never lies," he says. Veteran TE Walter Rasby also offers advice. And then there's the blocking cage: a metal box players run through that forces them to get low before hitting a dummy. If you get lazy and hit your helmet on the steel cross bar your ears ring the rest of the day. Can you hear me, ZFlem? "Yeah man, I can hear you." So far so good.
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The Flem Five
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I did a feature on a certain K.C. running back in the latest issue of The Magazine, so that got me thinking about the Top 5 Players With Religious Names (let's call 'em the All-Armageddon Team):
5. TIE: Andy Heck, OL, Washington; Bob Christian, FB, Atlanta
4. Blaine Bishop, DB, Philadelphia
3. Marquez Pope, DB, Oakland
2. Muhsin Muhammad, WR, Carolina
1. Priest Holmes, RB, Kansas City
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Flem Gems
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Which is a bigger bunch of babies: The U.S. basketball squad or our Ryder Cup team? & FieldTurf, the artificial surface that's all the rage now in sports (the Seahawks' new stadium has it), is so close to real grass my 13-month-old daughter Ally (we call her Oop) romped around on it last Saturday and she kept bending down to tear out the blades of grass so she could eat them. & Green Bay Thought No. 1: Is there anything more American than Packer fans wearing cheese bikinis dancing to Van Halen inside Lambeau Field? & So far this season at least 60% of the missed tackles I've seen are because people are trying to strip the ball. & This column was written while listening to U2's Zooropa. &
GBT No. 2: Wonder if Terry Glenn, who has missed 28 of a possible 99 starts, decided to try and play Sunday after seeing Packer guard Marco Rivera suiting up with a torn MCL. The Packers are so banged up, one of the local stations plays the theme to ER during their team reports. & When it comes to their continued kid-glove handling of Randy Moss, the Vikings' front office is just like the team's defense: gutless. & GBT No. 3: Is the team in teal for real? Nope. But the Carolina Panthers Front 7 sure is. It's one of the best in the NFL right now. And if you're rebuilding in this league there isn't a better place to create a foundation for your franchise. & If you don't think the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts when it comes to defensive lines, explain the Saints' success and the slow starts of costly free agents La'Roi Glover and Joe Johnson. & At some point this season every team in the AFC North will be using its backup QBs. & GBT No. 4: How long until Packer DB Mike McKenzie gets one of his sweet dreads yanked out of his head? & I'd be interested to hear what a psychiatrist would say about how former quarterback and current 'Skins coach Steve Spurrier always seems to treat his QBs so poorly. & The faster a running back argues to the ref that he was down, the more likely it is that he fumbled. & GBT No. 5: MIAMI 48, AKRON 31. & Overheard on the plane home. "Excuse me miss, is [Carolina kicker] Shayne Graham on this flight?" "No sir, the Panthers made him walk home."
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