Thursday, October 10, 2002 Updated: October 11, 12:55 PM ET
What was Elvis thinking?
Page 2 staff
Elvis Presley is probably still rolling in his grave from the news of Lisa Marie's first marriage.
What the heck was the ghost of Elvis Presley thinking when an album of his No. 1 hits debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Music Charts a full 25 years after his death?A. "I'd trade in this album's success for one 10-pound chicken fried steak."
B. "Lennon's ghost is gonna crap when he hears about this."
C. "It's the kind of thing that really makes you jump up off the toilet and cheer."
D."I wish people would stop calling me a ghost. For once and for all, I'm alive!"
E. "It still won't make as much money as my son-in-law got for that crappy 'Captain Corelli's Mandolin.' "
F. "This jumpsuit is really starting to itch after 25 years."
