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Wednesday, November 27, 2002
What the heck was Madonna thinking?

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Madonna
"Desperately Seeking Cake" -- in theaters this summer.
What the heck was Madonna thinking when she was forced to borrow money in a London restaurant after finding herself short of cash to buy a slice of cake for her son?

A. "When Guy told me was leaving the gross receipts from 'Swept Away' in my purse, I didn't realize he was joking."

B. "Wanting ... needing ... waiting ... for you ... to subsidize my cake."

C. "I was never short on money when I took my clothes off."

D. "You'll have to excuse me. As a celebrity, rich beyond description, I'm not used to paying for anything."

E. "We are living in a material world and I am a Material Girl without a major credit card or traveler's checks."

F. "I definitely need to cut down on Guy's allowance."