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I thought I had found a nice empty spot near the Steelers bench -- snow falling, downtown peeking around the west corner of the stadium and Styx on the stadium loudspeakers -- to enjoy the final :54 of the Pittsburgh-Cleveland insta-classic. (Unlike many Stillers fans I had not left the game early.) Then one of Pittsburgh's finest decided to chat me up. "Ugly win," he said, "but we'll take it." Don't speak too soon officer, I warned him. "Naw, we got this one," he continued. "I'm a big fan. I decorated my Rudolph out front of my house with a Steelers jersey. Then I had him mounting another reindeer dressed in a Browns uniform." Yes, if you're wondering, this man was carrying a gun. & From a distance Butch Davis' team seemed to be a scrappy bunch of never-say-die types that always seemed to find themselves in close, bizarre games. Up close and in person they're actually sloppy, undisciplined and lack the savvy to put teams away. & When the Steelers enter the red zone at home two giant Heinz bottles open up and soak the JumboTron with red ketchup. ... Whatever the ending, Kelly Holcomb may have just pulled a Tom Brady on Tim Couch in Cleveland. This seems like his team now. &
With three weeks left in the season Pittsburgh leads in my unofficial mullets-per-capita NFL standings. & Another Only in the 'Burgh: One pregame column was devoted entirely to examining what it would feel like to lose to the Browns. & "Boos don't bother Tommy [Maddox]," said Mathis. "Man, ya'll gotta understand where that guy has come from. He took the hard way back to this game. You think a few boos are gonna bother him?" & How many billions upon billions of dollars does the NFL rake in this time of year? And knowing that, how can teams still be forced to play on such horrid fields in places like New York and Pittsburgh? Between the hash marks Heinz was more or less mud on Sunday. Although I do give them credit for not spray-painting the mud green just to make it look good on TV. & Maddox explained to me a few weeks ago that he needs to struggle a bit early before getting in a zone; needs to get to that point where he has nothing left to say except, 'screw it, I'm just gonna start flingin' it.' Before setting a Steelers record with 473 yards against the Falcons he missed Plaxico Burress on a wide open deep route. Problem is, if he struggles early again against the Titans, who must be licking their chops at the prospect of facing the Steelers' anemic pass defense, Tennessee has too much savvy to let them creep back into the game. ... "Keep me in your prayers," banged up Pittsburgh DB Mike Logan said on the way out of the locker room. Mike, I'm afraid it's gonna take more than that against a hot Steve McNair. & "waesrdtfyg123", this part of the column was written -- honest -- by an 8-year-old girl standing in the isle of my USAir flight who reached over and just started typing on my computer. & This column was written while watching U2's mind-blowing DVD, Elevation 2001, live from Boston. If you do not have a DVD player this concert alone -- and in particular, Bono's violent, poetic spotlight soliloquy on gun control in the middle of Bullet the Blue Sky -- is worth the pricetag of upgrading your equipment.
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