Wednesday, February 12, 2003
What was Angelina Jolie thinking?
Page 2 staff
What the heck was Angelina Jolie thinking when she agreed to consider playing porn star Linda Lovelace of "Deep Throat" fame?
Angelina is considering a new role to showcase those collagen lips.
A."OK, but only if my brother is cast as my love interest in the film."
B. "Hey, I swallowed vials of Billy Bob's blood, so this is nothing."
C. "I'm just trying to solidify the third act of my 'E! True Hollywood Story.' "
D. "The film is a sequel to my 1999 hit, 'The Bone Collector.' "
E. "My ex-husband will be in the film too, working under the pseudonym Willy Throb Pornton."
F. "The producers are choosing between me and that chick from 'Joe Millionaire.' "
