Tuesday, March 11, 2003
What was Dan Rather thinking?
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What the heck was Dan Rather thinking when he sat down for an interview with Saddam Hussein?
"Can I be the 'Scud Stud' this time?"
A. "Sure he's an evil tyrant who has gassed his own people, but he has always been nice to me."
B. "Eat your heart out, Brokaw. Wait, this guy might eat my heart out!"
C. "Question No. 4: Ginger or MaryAnn?"
D. "We'd probably get mad ratings if I just popped a cap in his ass."
E. "Let's see those REM bastards write a song about this."
F. "I guess my high school classmates were right when they voted me Most Likely To Interview The Second Coming of Hitler."
