Tuesday, March 11, 2003
What was Bill Parcells thinking?
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What the heck was Bill Parcells thinking when he traded for wide receiver Terry Glenn, whom he once referred to as "she" when he coached Glenn during his reign as head coach for the Patriots?
It's your grocery list now, Tuna.
A. "Just like a girl to remember something like that."
B. "Terry is a ridiculous name for a grown man. Now Tuna, that's a manly man's name."
C. "Going into next year, I want those Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to know that nobody's position is safe."
D. "Our quarterbacks throw like girls, so I figured it was only fitting to bring in somebody who catches like one, too."
E. "Terry Glenn??? Oh, man! I thought I traded for Aaron Glenn."
F. "That was a long time ago. Since then, Terry has blossomed into a fine young woman."
