Friday, May 16, 2003
What was Halle Berry thinking?
Page 2 staff
As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"
We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.
Where's Lorenzo's laser pointer when you need it? Yikes!
What the heck was Halle Berry thinking when she said, "To be honest, most of the time I think I'm ugly. I see myself without makeup every morning and that's why I don't have any illusions anymore."?A. "Truth is that without makeup, I look just like David Justice."
B. "Which explains why I agreed to do that scene with Billy Bob Thornton."
C. "Everybody knows Adrien Brody's standards are totally low."
D. "You want to talk about ugly? Guess what I saw in the mirror yesterday. A freckle. Right there on my left butt cheek. A big ol' freckle! Must've been at least half a centimeter in diameter. I disgust me."
E. "I'm definitely not worthy of being People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person. I'm more like No. 6. Okay, maybe 5."
F. "If only the members of the Page 2 staff would comfort me and restore my self-esteem . . . " (Oops. Sorry. That's what the heck we were thinking when Halle Berry said . . . )
