Friday, May 16, 2003
What was Jack Nicholson thinking?
Page 2 staff
What the heck was Jack Nicholson thinking when he took a step onto the floor and yelled at the referees during Game 3 of the Lakers-Spurs series, nearly getting ejected in the process?
The refs need to leave fans like Jack Nicholson alone.
A. "Dyan Cannon dared me. She said if I did it, she'd let me see her hooters."
B. "That was the worst judgment call since I agreed to the nude hot tub scene with Kathy Bates!"
C. "How do I yell at referees so well? I think of a man, then I take away logic and reason."
D. "The way the prostate flares up at my age, you take any opportunity you can to stand up."
E. "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. This is a publicity stunt!!!"
F. "Hey, there's only 20 players and four hoops out there. You'd think six referees would be enough to get it right!"
