Friday, May 16, 2003
What was Jennifer Lopez thinking?
Page 2 staff
What the heck was Jennifer Lopez thinking when she pointed to her butt and said, "People can make fun of it if they want, but this is what makes me millions."?
Apparently, J-Lo (and her butt) are laughing all the way to the bank.
A. "Well, that, along with my three-picture deal, and my five-record deal, and my 13 perfume products, and my 26-clothing lines ... "
B. "And I can retire that money-maker in six months when I divorce Ben and file for alimony."
C. "Ben pays $50 an hour to bounce quarters off it. Those checks add up, people."
D. "Anything that distracts people from my lack of talent is money in the bank."
E. "That's right, millions. That works out to about $25,000 per square foot."
F. "And just wait until I start renting out billboard space!"
