Friday, May 16, 2003
What was Antoine Walker thinking?
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What the heck was Antoine Walker thinking when he put his hand to a fan's face and then apparently motioned for his posse to come down and confront the fan following the Celtics' Game 3 loss to the Nets?
"I don't have time to fight this guy, I need to book some tee times."
A. "This heckler is going to find out once and for all just how tough I really am. Get him, boys!"
B. "I'd have taken a shot at him myself, but I wanted to make sure someone actually hit him."
C. "Actually, I was trying to get my posse to jump Jason Kidd."
D. "Where's Bob Ryan when you really need him?"
E. "He said that of the 26 different ways to spell 'Antwaan', mine was the goofiest. And I just won't stand for that kind of abuse."
F. "You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You can, however, pick a fight with a fan and have your friends break his nose."
