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Friday, October 3, 2003
Updated: October 8, 10:03 AM ET
Round 2: Broncos vs. Patriots

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Denver Broncos New England Patriots
Victoria says: Be careful with the thick burnt-orange accent on the trouble-spot buttocks and thighs. You don't want to call attention to an unsightly entity. Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Henri says: I haven't seen patriotism this tacky since those annual Old Navy T-shirts. Oh, and Elvis isn't dead. He's alive and kickin' it as their mascot.