Wednesday, October 22, 2003
What was Robert Reynolds thinking?
Page 2 staff
What the heck was Ohio State linebacker Robert Reynolds thinking when he apparently purposely shoved his fingers into the neck of Wisconsin quarterback Jim Sorgi on the bottom of a pile-up during the Buckeyes' 17-10 loss to the Badgers? (Sorgi had to leave the game because he couldn't breathe properly or call the signals effectively.)
"He had a bug on his neck and I wanted to get it off, in my own special way."
A. "I don't get it. Bill Romanowski told me this is totally legal."
B. "He seemed to be having some trouble breathing after we were finished kicking him in the ribs, so I just wanted to take his pulse and make sure he was OK."
C. "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers."
D. "You mean Woody Hayes isn't our coach anymore?"
E. "Now he'll only be able to whisper 'overrated'."
F. "It's about time I found a practical use for all those things I learned in my graduate-level class on 'The Three Stooges'."
