Wednesday, October 22, 2003
What was Warren Sapp thinking?
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What the heck was Tampa Bay defensive lineman Warren Sapp thinking when he skipped merrily through the Indianapolis Colts' pregame stretching routine before a Monday Night Football game?
"I ran through what? I was just trying to get to the hot dog guy before he left."
A. "Anyone seen my Easter eggs?"
B. "I've finally found a way to pay a respectful tribute to the late dancer Gregory Hines."
C. "All churlish behavior aside, this skipping is rather liberating."
D. "On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have let Lamar Odom give me that lift to the stadium."
E. "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck . . . goose!"
F. "Sorry. Sorry. I'm just trying to get away from Tracy Morgan."