Monday, December 8, 2003
What was Mike Wallace thinking?
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What the heck was Mike Wallace thinking when Lawrence Taylor broke down in tears during an interview on "60 Minutes"?
LT was vulnerable once he didn't send call girls Mike Wallace's way.
A. "This is almost as cute as the time Mike Tyson made me rock him to sleep."
B. "I know just the thing to turn that frown upside-down: a high-priced escort."
C. "That's exactly how I felt when I saw the way I was portrayed in 'The Insider'."
D. "This is nothin'. You should see the outtakes from when Menachem Begin and Anwar el-Sadat started blubbering."
E. "Too bad he didn't show this sort of emotional range in 'Any Given Sunday'."
F. "Good Lord, I think I could probably take this pansy."