Monday, December 15, 2003
Page 2 Quickie: Dec. 12, 2003
The Lead Item
Two Words For You:
Ranking the MLB winter-meeting
attendees you'd most ideally want to gofer for:
(1) Theo Epstein
(2) Peter Gammons
(3) Vlad Guerrero's agent
(4) Billy Beane
(5) The New York GMs
On second thought, scratch that last one. (Does anyone
in sports have a worse job than Yankees GM Brian
Cashman right now?)
NFL Week 15 Subplots
Game of Week: SEA at STL
Seattle on wild-card bubble; Rams jockeying for
Hot Seat: Dave Wannstedt
It's December; Miami must be folding. Bad timing: Play
Eagles on Monday night.
Rookie QB: Rex Grossman
Bears adopt Cubs' "Wait Till Next Year" mantra, bench
Kordell Stewart vs. Vikings.
Feel a Draft?
3-10 Bunch (Falcons, Raiders, Cards, Chargers) all in
hunt for top pick. Why win now?
Steve McNair (likely) vs. Bills
Peyton Manning vs. Falcons
Priest Holmes vs. Lions
Jamal Lewis vs. Raiders
The momentum for Quickie Heisman fave Eli
Manning has surged, but will probably be
too-little-too-late to pass Jason "Torretta" White.
Too bad the Heisman Trophy doesn't have a single
election day on Saturday (but that kind of
real-time drama would certainly help the Trophy regain
In bulletin-board material of the
month, the Boss growled, "If you're counting us
out next year, don't bet the house." Not my house, but
how about The House That Ruth Built? George just
And adding insult to injury, Pettitte (how
happy did he look?) alluded to trying to lure
Clemens to come out of retirement and join him
NBA All-Star Voting
Three biggest storylines:
Vinsanity tops all balloting:
And, yet, I can't find a single person who admits to
being a Vince Carter fan. Baffling.
Kobe leads West votes:
"Free Kobe" not just a T-shirt, but an election
Yao Ming lags behind Shaq:
Wait 'til Beijing polls check in; suddenly, the
West's starting five resembles Houston's.
At the prep hoops game last night on
ESPN2 showcasing Brooklyn PG Sebastian "Next
LeBron?" Telfair (27 pts in 82-77 W):
Prospective Nets part-owner Jay-Z ...
prospective AL East runner-up captain Derek
Jeter ... prospective future Telfair coach Rick
Pitino (who looked absolutely nauseous when
Telfair went down with an ankle sprain.)
Rule of thumb: Judge a phenom by the Q rating
of the celebs who hop on the early bandwagon.
But will they re-do the "Anteater"
scene? "Love Don't Cost a Thing" has got to
owe royalties to its '80s template, the classic "Can't
Buy Me Love." Hard to buy cool Nick Cannon as a dork;
Patrick Dempsey -- now there was a legendary
casting job. He better have a cameo in this remake.
Watch for lots of athlete cameos in Farrelly
Brothers' new comedy, "Stuck on You."
Bowl Replacement Series
USC vs. Michigan for the national
title! That's how Page 2 readers see it, picking
Michigan over Oklahoma and USC over LSU in the
semifinals of our "Bowl Replacement Series"
Vote today (and all weekend) for which team you
think would win this fantasy matchup (wait ... isn't
this the real Rose Bowl? How appropriate.) Quickie