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"Like my boy tells me: If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat."
--Eagles WR Terrell Owens, to a Playboy query about whether he thought former teammate/Browns QB Jeff Garcia is gay. "It is really a waste of my time to sit here and to have to answer to such ridiculous, untrue comments that are made out there in the world today. So many people know my situation here. It has never been a secret."
--Garcia, in response to Owens. "I didn't say that he was gay. Like I said, the conversation and interview was loose and from my knowledge I'm not sure if Jeff is gay or not."
--Owens, in response to questions about the interview. "No real driver would take an additional twice 400 grams of extra weight along in the car ... She's not a pro, she has no experience. If she gets into a crash, her breasts might burst."
--Commentator and former race driver Ellen Lohr, on Cora Schumacher [wife of Ralf], who competed in two Mini Cooper races last spring. "The rabbi asked us what our purpose was."
--Craig Moores, member of the Hamilton College varsity streaking team, after an away "game" at Tufts. Involuntary spectators included a group touring the campus and a rabbi. "It was purely sex for money, money for sex, sex for money, money for sex."
--Clippers owner Donald Sterling, in a pre-trial deposition, about his three-year relationship with a woman he was suing.
|Heather Mitts beat out defending champ Jennie Finch as Page 2's hottest athlete for 2004.|
|OK, she's no longer Page 2's hottest female athlete. Heck, she's not really much of an athlete anymore. But ESPN Motion cameras tracked Anna Kournikova earlier this year.
• Anna K's Day, Part 1
• Anna K's Day, Part 2
|Sex & Sports: Previous Editions|
|Odds are football fans in England are still miffed about Beckham's shanked boot in Euro 2004.|