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Tuesday, February 1, 2005
Updated: May 31, 2:29 PM ET
Media Day, Part VI

By Bill Simmons
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PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII

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Tell me Tedy Bruschi doesn't look like Marissa's old boyfriend on "The OC."

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Media Day is almost like a game of Mad Libs -- just pick any strange scenario and match it with any other strange scenario, and it probably happens. For instance, take "Babbling reporter from Denmark" and "William 'The Refrigerator' Perry" and mix them together. What do you have? This photo.

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Touchdown Killin' Corey Dillon! I spent a good 10 minutes listening to him answer questions from people, just to see if he would refer to himself in the third person. Never happened. Once you drink the Belichick Kool-Aid, you never go back. Seemed like a good guy. There are few things I enjoy about Media Day, but one of them is the "Guy trapped on losing teams for his entire career who finally makes the Big Game" scenario. Never gets old.

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It's not often you can take a digital picture of the guy who made four of the 10 greatest kicks in football history.

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Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His Sports Guy's World site is updated every day Monday through Friday.