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|With A.J. Hawk in the NFL, our long national nightmare is over and Brady's sister can stick to just a Notre Dame jersey.|
|This picture was taken last April. Maybe we should all start watching "Wheel of Fortune" again? Because this is ridiculous.|
Fun Fact: Quarterback Pat White is the secret love child of Pat Sajak and Vanna White. 6. USC
|If the new USC QB gets a Booty call from the USC women's basketball team, he may wish to decline.|
Although Meyer was brought to Florida for his high-powered spread offense, the strength of the 2006 team will be its defense -- a fact that probably has former Gators head coach Steve Spurrier spinning in his grave. (Assuming, of course, that Spurrier was euthanized after his stint with the Redskins. No? Well, he should have been.) Fun Fact: Highly touted freshman quarterback Tim Tebow was home-schooled and set numerous national schoolboy records, including 683 career touchdowns, all of which he piled up against his little sister Shelley. 8. LSU
|Looks like he'd be a pretty smooth salesman, right?|
Fun Fact: Miami has played in back-to-back Peach Bowls. Which reminds me -- did you know that the doody of Georgia mascot Uga smells like fresh-cut peaches? Yep. It's true. And it's delicious. DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the award-winning sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and Fantasy Sports Monthly, and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book -- "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck" -- will be in stores soon.