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Thursday, November 9, 2006
Updated: November 10, 11:35 AM ET
In case of emergency ...

By Patrick Hruby and Kurt Snibbe
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Bad enough that Bill Parcells reportedly wakes up choking on his own bile following Dallas Cowboys losses.

Worse still, he has to manage Terrell Owens.

What's a media-despising, control-freak coach supposed to do with an oft-rebellious player who has more than a passing familiarity with television cameras? Page 2 is here to help. Just consult our handy survival guide.

(As for the bile, try Pepto-Bismol).

T.O. Survival Guide