Thursday, November 9, 2006
Updated: November 10, 11:35 AM ET
In case of emergency ...
By Patrick Hruby and Kurt Snibbe
Bad enough that Bill Parcells reportedly wakes up choking on his own bile following Dallas Cowboys losses.
Worse still, he has to manage Terrell Owens.
What's a media-despising, control-freak coach supposed to do with an oft-rebellious player who has more than a passing familiarity with television cameras? Page 2 is here to help. Just consult our handy survival guide.
(As for the bile, try Pepto-Bismol).