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This week: Gregg Easterbrook on ...
• Stats of the week
• Cheerleader of the week
• New England at San Diego analysis
• Expensive is better ...
• Seattle at Chicago analysis
• Mega-babe news
• Philadelphia at New Orleans analysis
• Globalization works ...
• Indianapolis at Baltimore analysis
• Movie disclaimer of the week
|The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.|
Stat of the Week No. 5: Manning improved to 5-6 as a postseason starter. Stat of the Week No. 6: With eight minutes remaining in the second quarter of the New England at San Diego game, the sixth quarter of AFC playoff action this weekend, the first AFC touchdown was scored. Stat of the Week No. 7: Nate Kaeding has hit 25 of his last 27 field-goal attempts at home -- both misses coming in crucial situations late in playoff games. Stat of the Week No. 8: Marty Schottenheimer now has a 5-13 playoff record, for a .278 winning percentage.
|She's gorgeous, scantily attired, and likes football, science fiction and video games. Fifty million guys want to know if she has plans for the weekend.|
|The San Diego cheerleaders gave it their all; the San Diego fans gave it their all; Marty Schottenheimer gave it ... well, the bad news is Marty Schottenheimer gave it his all.|
|Actor Alessandro Nivola, who's debonair, a skilled actor, a rising star in Hollywood and the son of TMQ's Brookings boss. Did we mention that he's also studly? (The actor, not my boss.)|
|Looking at this photo makes you feel like a Seahawks offensive lineman -- because you're doing nothing while Matt Hasselbeck gets sacked.|
|When Staff Sergeant Michelle Manhart disrobes, Air Force personnel stand at attention.|
|Maybe Andy Reid was distracted by the Saints' cheerleaders when he ordered the fatal punt.|
|Porky came along before computer animation. He was a real pig -- in the imaginary sense.|
|Maybe Brian Billick would have taken the shackles off Tom Matte and let him try to win.|
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