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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Updated: January 31, 11:01 AM ET
Welcome to media day

By Bill Simmons
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PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI

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A foreign reporter mistakenly thinks he's getting an exclusive with Lovie Smith.

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One of my favorite random moments of the day: A cute reporter from TV Azteca doing a flirty piece with one of the Bears …

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… and this guy checking her out while smoking a cigar and talking on his cell phone. This killed me for some reason. You really had to see it in person.

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Uh-oh, the Bears' session is over. And you know what that means? FREE BRUNCH! FREE BRUNCH! We're going to be fed!!!!!!!!!!

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There's only one way you could get newspaper writers to walk up a giant ramp like this: Tempt them with the thought of free food. Still, a scary walk for a group of people who, for the most part, are frighteningly out of shape. I'm surprised there weren't more casualties.

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Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book "Now I Can Die In Peace" is available in paperback.