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|Our wallet has more girth than Rich Garces, and we're signing free agents.|
|Nomar Garciaparra gives our team |
a leg up in penalty-kick situations.
|We're predicting Alfonso Soriano won't have eight consecutive career years for the Cubs.|
|Barry Zito can feel free to laugh. He's not signing |
the paychecks for these high-priced players.
|Since Kevin Malone was fired by the Dodgers in 2001, the "new sheriff in town" has worked occasionally for Page 2 as a punchline.|