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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The ESPN Uncyclopedia: NBA dress code

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In "23 Ways to Get to First Base: The ESPN Uncyclopedia," Gary Belsky and Neil Fine answer all questions big and small and a bunch you didn't even know to ask.

It's all there from scoring a baseball game to the not-so-scintillating first 24 hours of ESPN. No day in sports goes by where this book can't help you become King of the Office Water Cooler.

Today's lesson is inspired not by the likes of LeBron James and Tim Duncan, but more by the guys you don't see. The ones who take a seat in their street clothes at the far end of the bench.

So, if you're reading this while mulling whether or not you're going to declare for the NBA Draft you might want to pay attention as we learn from flipping through the pages of "The ESPN Uncyclopedia" the NBA has a dress code.