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|FROM THE MAG|
Bill Simmons, a "true" member of Red Sox Nation, doesn't miss the Curse and welcomes all the bandwagon fans.
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|The Tropicana Dome is incredibly depressing in person like a cross between a nuclear reactor and an oversized silver boob, only if the boob was leaning to one side.|
|Free parking for a Major League Baseball game? Yep, it's true. Stoner and I argued about this for 10 minutes: he argued that it was a great gesture by the team to their fans; I argued that they could have charged $5 per car and it still would have been a great gesture. Eventually, we decided that a better gesture would have been free catheters, adult diapers and tapioca.|
|At some point, it becomes counterproductive for Tropicana to be associated with this stadium, right? I think spending three hours in Tropicana Field would convince me NOT to drink Tropicana products.|
|Did you ever think you'd get an education on solar power at the worst ballpark in baseball? Me neither. They should have used the money for electroshock therapy on Elijah Dukes.|