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So you can imagine how my water almost broke Saturday night when I realized I'd lost my phone somewhere at the Grove. Once we realized it was missing and I was panicking, Bill had the bright idea to dial the phone (he's smart sometimes). Someone answered by saying, "This is Michael." Turns out we left it at dinner, and Michael was the manager there. When I walked in the door, someone was looking at me like he knew me and said, "You're looking for your iPhone aren't you?" Before I could say "yes," he said, "cute kid and cute dogs!" Translation: I'm Michael and I looked through all your pictures! He handed me my phone, and I walked out feeling like I had been fondled by a teacher or something. As I was telling Bill the story in the car, I noticed my phone was in iTunes mode and the song "Hook" was playing. Jeez, Michael, make yourself at home! Would you like to look at some porn sites? I spent the next 20 minutes going through every picture in my album to make sure Michael hadn't taken a picture of himself peeing or something. I'm never losing my iPhone again.
Here are my Week 3 picks: Colts -6, Packers +5, Chiefs -2.5, Eagles -6.5, Bills +16.5, Jets -3, Steelers -9, Ravens -8, Rams +3.5, Broncos -3, Seahawks -3, Browns +3, Panthers -4, Giants +4, Bears -3, Saints -4.5.
Last week: 11-4-1
Jaguars (+3) over BRONCOS
Obvious Game No. 1. I'll be going the other way, thanks. While we're here, right after Janikowski's apparent game-winner in Denver that was nullified by Mike Shanahan's last-second timeout, can you imagine if the Raiders dumped Gatorade on Lane Kiffin because they thought it was his first win, then a soaked Kiffin had to watch Janikowski's next kick plunk off the upright, followed by Denver's subsequent game-winning drive? Have we ever had a false-alarm Gatorade bath before?