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Monday, November 12, 2007
Updated: November 20, 12:36 PM ET
Week 10 pictures worth 1,000 words

By DJ Gallo
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The second half of the season is under way. Let's see what we learned from the images of Week 10.

"Yes, m-hmm, yes. Yes, I understand it would keep my arm strong throughout the season. But no thank you."

"Well, on the plus side, it is nice to spread joy to my fellow man."

"Shh. Quiet. If you really listen, you can hear the Dome speakers all the way out here."

"Before I eat a bacon double cheeseburger, I like to make sweet, sweet loooooove to it."

"Yay whatever is happening out there!"

"Little help, guys? Please? Too much stick'em."

"My jazz hands will distract him from catching the ball."

"What's the word for us ... it's right on the tip of my tongue ... umm ... oh, yeah ... sucktastic."

"Hey! Can someone get my medication? I dropped it. My psychiatrist says I have to have it."

"Wait ... who is coming in for us at quarterback?! My heart ... my heart!"

"Bye, loser!" "Hey, I'm standing right here beside you." "No, not you. The guy on the cart."

"Oh, well. I guess God likes their guy better."

"Daddy? Why is the man taking pictures of my birthmark?"

"Great tackle, Dingle!"

"Your ex-wife called you a Romo? I don't get it." "No, not a 'Romo,' a ..."

"Wow. He really does have an extra mouth down there that allows him to talk out of it."

"No, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. I just passed out when I saw us throw it more than four yards down the field."

"Whoa. Rudi Johnson let himself go when he was hurt."

"Ref! Look! No. 52 got him right here."

"Don't you DARE tell me to wear sunscreen! I won't do it!"

"So you're sticking with that creepy mustache, huh?"

"Hey, just say the word. Coach is itching for a reason to replace you with Chester Taylor anyway."

"Seriously? You guys don't get that 'Leave It To Beaver' reference? How young are you?"

"Guys, look at me! Look guys. Look! I'm doing my Phil Dawson impersonation. Man, I so own Frank Caliendo."

"Hey, tell your tight end Happy Veterans Day from us."

"You call it the hamper dance, huh? I like it."

"Oh, I love playing hand puppets!"

"I'm the biggest, prettiest girl in the whole fourth grade!"

"I say there -- are you up for a game of hackey sack?"

"Actually, I'd prefer if none of you guys sign it so it doesn't lose value. Thanks, though."

"Help! Help! I can't breathe! Stop laughing and help me!"

DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the sports satire site He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book – "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck" – is on sale now.