Tiger Woods sounded off on the NHL on Monday after he was asked if he is rooting for Detroit or Pittsburgh in the Stanley Cup finals: "I don't really care. Let's talk about the Dodgers," he laughed. "I don't think anybody really watches hockey anymore."
Woods' salvo prompted a response from NHL spokesman Frank Brown: "The National Hockey League has enormous respect for Tiger Woods, for all his accomplishments and for his work with the community. We think he's a great golfer."
Very civil. But Page 2 has uncovered the original draft of the NHL's response.