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"I can even play in Iraq if need be."
-- Manny Ramirez, to ESPNdeportes.com
|Realistically, we probably don't want to see Manny in the Army.|
Members of the platoon said Ramirez reported for duty on time and appeared to be ready to gear up and hit the streets outside of Baghdad. However, roughly one hour before go time, Ramirez was seen wincing while flexing his left leg. He returned to the barracks against orders.
"He was muttering something about it being too hot," said a platoon member who asked to remain anonymous. "With this guy, it's always something."
Tests on Ramirez's leg, consisting of a medic's shrugging his shoulders and saying, "Dude, suck it up," revealed no injury. Ramirez reportedly asked to be taken to the training room for a pre-patrol deep-tissue massage, a request that quickly made Ramirez the laughingstock of the entire division.
Ramirez's availability for Tuesday night's scheduled raid on an al Qaeda stronghold outside Basra will be determined later in the day, according to Army officials. Weather continues to be a factor. It was 113 degrees in Baghdad on Monday, with a low of 87. More of the same was forecast for the next two to three months.
Controversy is nothing new to Pfc. Ramirez. Since arriving in Iraq last week following the big trade with the Boston Red Sox, he has consistently irritated platoon mates and frustrated the normally implacable leader of the American forces in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus.
On his first day in Iraq, Ramirez had a physical confrontation with his sergeant major when he discovered he would be bunking with 31 other men. After he was refused his request for a single room, preferably a suite, Ramirez yelled, "Just do your job!"
In a terse exchange with reporters, Gen. Petraeus said, "I don't know where this guy comes from, but this thing he calls 'Manny being Manny' -- what the [bleep] does that mean? Whatever, it doesn't work in this man's army. This young man's problems started with the haircut and grew from there."
Ramirez, who earns $19,054 per year as an E3, has complained about his four-year "contract" with the Army since leaving Boston. One of his bunk mates says he overheard Ramirez speaking on a cell phone, telling someone, "Nineteen grand -- I spend that much by lunchtime."
In his first public comment since the trade, Ramirez spoke to reporters over his shoulder as he brushed past them. He suggested he wouldn't be opposed to a change of scenery.
"I'm tired of the Army, and the Army's tired of me," he said.
Reached by phone, Gen. Petraeus said, "Kandahar's nice this time of year."
Asked about Kandahar, Ramirez said, "I don't care. I can even play in Boston if need be."
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