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The Ricktionary

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Please, can we get rid of "enjoy"? Every single waiter, bellhop and bartender says it now, every time. I was buying a power cord for my laptop once and the cashier said, "Enjoy!" What? Enjoy a power cord? Where does this guy think I'm gonna plug the damn thing? See all of Rick Reilly's The Ricktionary More random mind dumps from the brain of Rick Reilly. Go fish! Be sure to check out Rick's Life of Reilly